Ladies let’s be honest, guys love fucking your face. They love being reminded of facefucking every time they look at the top of your head, and at your smile. A good bj is only half a winning performance. Having the blowjob look is a whole other achievement. The following tips will keep the blowjob on your face morning noon and night.
1. Experiment Lots
The best way to achieve a face like you’ve just given 4 hours worth of head is to practice practice practice. The more you suck cock, the better. You’ll get to know what works best for that perfect penis pout.
2. Try Different Sizes and Shapes
You may find that a wider girth allows for more even distribution, where a longer rod gives you that swollen, botox look. Switch it up often and experiment with different size/color combinations. Try a purple undertone with an uncircumcised penis, or a bright red with a football.
3. As Always, Use Your Hand
What’s a good blowjob without a little cheating? Same goes to your post bj face. Don’t leave all the work up to your mouth. If your lipstick has been misplaced a little by his dick, use the palm of your hand to smear it further across your cheek.
4. Don’t Swallow
If you swallow, you’ll have nothing to show for it. If you let it drip from your mouth onto your bare thighs, it’ll actually prolong your post bj look, as sperm acts as a stay-put fixative when it dries.
5. Invoke Your Gag Reflex
The best way to do this is to take in as much cock you can, with as little assistance as possible. If you get used to the feeling of your uvula being slapped by the flipper switch of a pinball machine, you’ll have running mascara in seconds. Just remember, no waterproof!
And there you have it. Look like you were born with a cock in your mouth, with these few simple tricks. Happy blowing!
