Slut Weekly

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Sure I’ll just tell my employers I was late because I was stuck behind some circus freak on an 8 foot tall bike. That’ll fly.

We have HAD IT with that bearded photographer guy. And most humans in general.

Google of the night

THIS WEEK AT SLUT VALLEY HIGH

Apparently he’s seen Shit Blowjobs Say, oh I mean “that dick sucking video”, and thinks I’m easy.

What is it? A) butt plug from honey gifts B) wine cork from cambie liquor

WHO WHORE IT BETTER: Whistler Bruises

“Johnny Fever”
I’d hit that.

I was just looking for a hand woven Mexican blanket on E-bay. Holy. Shit. Is. This. Seller. Serious. ?

OH EMM GEEE!! Steve-O and Elisabetta broke up!